The one where I’m pretty sure Patrick Kane knew exactly how much of a boner Tyler Seguin had for him way back at Bauer Pro Camp in 2010 so he tried to make his life as difficult as possible while Seguin just tried not to die.

At last, the file entitled “IN CASE OF CBA DEAL BREAK GLASS.jpg” sees the light of day.
Welcome back, NHL.
(847): Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
Photo: The Committed Indian

WAIT A MINUTE … THAT’S MY NAME TOO.
I KNOW. LOOK, THERE’S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU AND IT’S NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERST-
ARE YOU ME FROM THE FUTURE? HAVE YOU COME BACK TO TELL ME HOW TO GET GIRLS AND TEACH ME TO FIGHT OFF BULLIES? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE NEXT BIG WAVE IN INDIE MUSIC IS GOING TO BE SO I CAN GET AN INTERNSHIP JOB AT AN APPALLINGLY PRETENTIOUS MUSIC BLOG?
… OKAY, MAYBE IT WILL BE EASY FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND.
Makes it even better when you place the reaction gifs of AV and Bieksa side by side with the exact moment when Vern Fiddler made his Bieksa impression.