Word Association: Six Kings take on Four Blackhawks »

fuckyeahcaptainserious:

This is worth a read if only for Penner’s replies :D

By John Haven:

Now, as part of our preview of the re-match we played Word Association with six Los Angeles players, asking them to react to the names of four Chicago players. Like usual, these were all done one-on-one, so no player heard what the other guy said – which is interesting when you compare their answers…

Patrick Kane:

Jonathan Quick – Good mitts

Rob Scuderi - Crafty

Mike Richards – Skilled

Drew Doughty – Silky smooth with the puck, you have to be aware of him out on the ice.

Jeff Carter – Skill one-on-one

Dustin Penner – Mullet

Jonathan Toews

Quick – Good shot

Scuderi – Strong

Richards – Hard working

Doughty – Works hard, he’s a good leader and he’s going to battle down low for a spot on the ice.

Carter – Power

Penner – Serious

Brent Seabrook:

Quick – Solid D-man

Scuderi – Wiley

Richards – Smart

Doughty – Solid defenseman, good shot from the back end, good guy off the ice

Carter – Strong, solid

Penner – A sea brook

Corey Crawford:

Quick – Solid goalie

Scuderi - Experienced

Richards - Big

Doughty – Different kind of goalie. Sometimes he’ll play great against us, sometimes he won’t. I think we’ve just got to get a lot of shots on him and he’ll let a few by.

Carter – Big, blocker, covers a lot of net

Penner – Marc

3 months ago
941 notes

x hahahaha

hanet:

waxjism:

Sidney Crosby trips Matt Cooke’s son.

duuuude

Jonny skates over to Sid and frowns. “I thought kids signed up for our hockey camp.”

Sid shrugs. “Yeah, I thought so.”

“Huh,” says Jonny, looking around at the empty ice. He sees a tiny helmet poke over the top of the boards, and it occurs to him to skate over and check the benches.

Sure enough, there are rows of tiny, frightened children huddled low. They look half-ecstatic and half-terrified to see him.

“Hey guys,” Jonny says, frowning. “I’m Jonathan Toews. What are you doing?”

“Are you gonna check us?” one kid blurts.

“I don’t want Sid to trip me!” wails another, bursting into tears.

Jonny glances over his shoulder at Sid and thinks maybe this was a bad idea.

Source: seabsie

3 months ago
869 notes

x oh my gosh!x hahahaha x Mike Richards x Anze Kopitar x Matt Greene

We need you guys to come up with some wild and wacky goal celebrations. When you score a goal, you’re going to lift up your jersey and have a cool message written on your t-shirt.