
Congratulations to Jeff Skinner on finally being old enough for me to use this joke.
(574): I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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3/20 → hey estaal why is your face like that
Jordan told Jeff can be a Staal…Eric is pissed!
Staal: Want to throw everything in the air and start jumping like a little girl across the ice and let the boys chase you? Do that one next.
Kane: Hey come on.
Staal: I’d be doing the same thing, bud.